"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid" -Albert Einstein
Run for the sun♥
eclectic-imbalance: OKAY THIS IS DUCKING ACCURATE

radstunts:

thirteenth-zodiac-sign:

bllonde:

Dear tampon and pad companies:

Please make your items quieter to open.

Sincerely,

The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.

I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet. 

that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
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keepsiftingmysoulx: My babe always is. :)
If girls had a penis for a day:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

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No I’ll be more like :

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OR

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you forgot one

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I CAN’T BREATHE
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When the teacher says “I’ve already picked your partner”

laugh-addict:

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  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
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When you have to sneeze, but it won’t come out…

lolzpicx:

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